The local newspaper is funny. Well, it’s not but today’s front cover was just…put it this way - if you don’t laugh you’ll end up crying.
18% of women in the city of Melbourne are obese. Females over 15 years of age.
The clincher? My suburb is fenced in by three other suburbs - containing the highest number of obese women. I live in fat town. The ‘fattest’ town was in the country.
We recently had the census. Thank god that our forms weren’t picked up, because apparently my father took the liberty of filling in my part of the form, claiming that I my religion was Jedi Knight.
That might sound funny, except that one of my closest friends had come over and told me that you can get fined for doing that because last census, so many people put that down and screwed the statistics. Haha, I was living out of home last census. I remember that one.
If you’re reading this cicconeyouth, I might just make that move to Seattle. I’ve got a lot of growing out to do otherwise. Yea fat town! Love those suburbs!
