Ha, for all you silly Australian people that picked on me for my tea-drinking and my lame-arse Brit ways, you all suck! Because of this:
So this is why when things go wrong, the British drink tea!
Gee, wonder where they stole that gig from…hmm…colonisation, anyone? The same bloody place they got pyjama pants - India.
Man, Indians are so cool, and I’m so glad to have Indian blood. Tea to make you feel good and make you healthier, pyjama pants so that men don’t have to wear nightdresses, and the Kama Sutra. Yea colonisation, yea.
