Some people have way too much spare time or way too much spare creativity (hand it over to meeeee damn it!) - I present to you the LOLcat Bible translation!
I promised my next blog post would be not about the big blue. I of course found out about this link via Boing Boing which seems to feature all manner of cool, weird and wonderful things.
I’m feeling much better now - got more stuff done today (booked an appointment to deuglify ie. go to the beautician’s before my brother’s engagement, called up a psychologist) but didn’t make it to the social security office. So tomorrow will be tres tricky - beautician appointment, social security visit, then appointment to see psychiatrist. Yea! Hijinks will ensue surely.
And I have to leave you with an excerpt of Matthew 1: 18-25…
18. Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph were all “We’s gonna get marrieded, kthnx”, but before dey could had PENIS GOES WHERE?, Mary was all preggy from the Holey Ghosty.
19. Joseph was all liek “Oh snap, dis embarrassin. I’s gonna hide mah wife”.
20. But when he was tihnkin, zomg, angel frm Ceiling Cat was in his dreems! Angel sayed “Hai, don’t be fraided to has Mary for ur wife, cuz her baby be frm Holey Ghosty.
21. “And she gonna made a son, and you gonna call him Jesus, cuz he gonna save ppl and pwn dere sinz. Kthxbye.”
22. So all dis was all did so it’d be all liek Ceiling Cat sayed it was gonna be. His profet was all liek:
23. “Hay guise, look at dis, teh virgin iz all preggers, and dey gonna call him Immanuel”, dat be joospeek for “Ceiling Cat wit us”
24. Then Joseph woked up, done wat teh angel frm Ceiling Cat tolded him to, and was all liek “U wit me now lol” at Mary.
25. And dey didnt has teh PENIS GOES WHERE? til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jesus. Ktnx.
Violent_Kitten | 18-Oct-07 at 10:38 am | Permalink
Holy LOLcats! k, so how do they do this?! A word substitution program or something? Too much!
Peter 1
4 Ceiling Cat haz maded us bunchies of cookies and chzburgerses and he hav keepz them in a refrijerader in hevin soz they dont gets icky.
Grace Notes @ Snarkattack | 18-Oct-07 at 3:51 pm | Permalink
I think people must actually read the appropriate text then write their own. Like I said, hand over some of that creativity to meeee. But a word substitution programme would be another alternative. My gosh, who would write such a thing?!