Grace Notes @ Snarkattack

I went online and decided to use Neil Gaiman’s Magnificent Oracular Journal. The question I chose to pose (as a joke, I might point out):

Will anyone ever love me?

(and yes, I’m lame, I meant it in the romantic way)

The first answer made no sense. It was:

I read all messages (including Erin’s) sent to me.

You’re allowed to shake it again if it makes no sense. Which it didn’t. So I shook the magic ball again.

What I got was very coherent, and so funny I burst out laughing at work:

Probably in the shops end of September.

Uh, I think he’s answering the question “When will The Graveyard Book be on sale?” but it’s a pisser to think that this might actually be true for me.